theshadowofvergil:

daniellatara:

restores my faith in humanity

(via gamingtimeladyfromgallifrey)

yesss

(Source: hitmeforsix, via ghost-plot)

And I’m sitting with no pants on because they’re all in the wash.

I have the worst luck. Can’t move from my spot.

lindsayface47:

gelfling:

thegreatwhitehorsescomeup:

bestofhands:

tigerbloodadonisdna:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

Scott brought this home today. You can answer every subject card with Kanye West. 

I do own this. From the cards, it looks much better than apples to apples could ever be.

I would like this.

I NEED IT

This is perfect.

must have. birthday present?

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laughterkey:

sourfruitlyman:

stfuconservatives:

missworded:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport

Dammit, that’s my vacation spot.

I always forget how much of a terrible person I am.

And then I see the face of a person I don’t like for a certain reason.

And all the reasons that I’m going to hell come back into my mind.

And I smile.

ew.

ewew.

ewewew.

sefdvscsd.

Dammit Marvel, stop making things creepy and gross.

(Source: daisybuchanans, via winchestercodependency)

justtofeelthepain:

straightedgejuggalo:

Just to freak people out, this is the Goblin Shark. Yea, it’s a real shark.

Don’t worry; it lives off the coast of Japan in extremely deep waters.

Still, look what it can do…

Have fun in your nightmares.

Omg.

<3

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mrdilliams:

winchestercodependency:

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

caaaaaaaaaaaaastielswings:

drewtheshortstraw:

Gay Sex Man

Lion King to

Gay Sex King

ten inch gay sex omg

The Avengers to

The Gay Sex

Brokeback Mountain to Gay Sex Mountain

The Gay Sex Before Christmas

or

The Nightmare Before Gay Sex.

This is the best game.

(Source: datvibesoneplayer)

a-bitter-pearl:

gonnamakeyouintoshoes:

solveitwithchocolate:

hyperbolicdenouement:

thesebrighteyes:

hasselthehoff:

safarizone:

adamusprime:

if everyone reblogs this with something in their lives that makes them happy it will be the most…

Cuddling, little kisses and macaroni and cheese dinner for Big Bang Theory night with Porcupine.

Yes.